Lex (lex_of_green) wrote,

My girlfriend Zee claims that she'd like to name her first child Gertrude Solidarity. Most people think this is a terrible name, but I maintain that those people simply lack STANDARDS when it comes to terrible names.
Today my mom sent me a doll I owned as a child, and I passed it on to Zee.

"Hey Zee, do you want this old doll? Her name... hm. I used to have two blonde dolls and I forget which one this is. It's either Raisino or Pregabee."

Zee decided that she liked both names enough that she'd combine them. I hope Zee gives the doll to her kid one day. Nobody will dare tease little Gertrude about her name while she's holding Raisin O'Pregabee.
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